Title: The Most Famous (Four) Reindeer of All
Author: darkrosetiger
Pairings/Characters: Team AR-1
Rating: PG
Length: ~885 words
Summary: The one where they're Santa's reindeer.
Warnings: Crackfic like a big cracky thing that's cracktastic.
Disclaimer: SGA = NOT MINE
Notes: Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night. And Presents. And Ham.

( You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer and Vixen...Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen and Rudolph... )

Preexisting Conditions
Author: darkrosetiger & telesilla
Pairing Rodney/Ronon
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,889
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to us. Duh.
Summary: Ronon and Rodney's Big Gay Atlantis Courtship continues with their second date.

Notes: This is a sequel to Reasonable and Customary and will only make sense if you read that one first. Many ( Read more... )

Reasonable and Customary
Author: darkrosetiger & telesilla
Pairing Rodney/Ronon
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 4,889
Disclaimer: The SGA characters do not belong to me. Duh.
Summary: Ronon is determined to court Rodney in the proper Satedan way.

Notes: This is just a fairly lighthearted look at cultural differences and dating. The title is a medical/dental insurance term ( Read more... )

Author: darkrosetiger
Pairings/Characters: John/various OMCs, John/Jack Urgyle
Archive: sga_flashfic; all others, please ask.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~3,400 words
Summary: Before Atlantis, John wasn't sure where home was.
Warnings: Includes kink. Spoilers through "The Return, Part 2"; minor spoilers for "Sunday".
Disclaimer: I don't own them and I'm not pretending to. ( Read more... )

Author: Darkrose (darkrosetiger)
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis/City of Villains crossover
Characters: Rodney/John, Teyla
Archive: sga_flashfic; all others, please ask.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~2,500 words
Summary: What's Rodney McKay doing tonight? The same thing he does every night: try to take over the world!
Warnings: It's a crossover between SGA and a MMORPG. Be very afraid ( Read more... )

Author: Darkrose (darkrosetiger)
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: SGA-1
Archive: sga_flashfic; all others, please ask.
Rating: G
Length: ~935 words
Summary: Sometimes, against all expectations, there is truth in prophecy.
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: None of these people are mine, and I'm not making any money. OMGMGMDUNSUE!

Notes: Written for the "Masks and ( Read more... )

Author: Darkrose (darkrosetiger)
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: John/Rodney and a cast of thousands. Well, okay. Three.
Archive: sga_flashfic; all others, please ask.
Rating: G
Length: ~700 words
Summary: Only a true princess is good enough for Prince Rodney of Canadia
Warnings: Extremely silly
Disclaimer: None of these people are mine, and I'm not making any money ( Read more... )

Author: Darkrose (darkrosetiger)
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Kolya, McKay, Sheppard
Archive: sga_flashfic; all others, please ask.
Rating: PG
Length: ~1,150 words
Summary: Acastus Kolya doesn't believe in ghosts.
Warnings: Mostly-dead character. Spoilers through "The Eye"
Disclaimer: None of these people are mine, and I'm not making any money. OMGMGMDUNSUE!

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Author: Darkrose (darkrosetiger)
Fandom: Stargate: Atlantis
Characters: Ronon, Rodney, Teyla, John, Helia, Atlantis
Archive: sga_flashfic; all others, please ask.
Rating: PG-13
Length: 2, 270 words
Summary: Everyone misses somebody.
Warnings: Spoilers through "The Return (Part 1)"
Disclaimer: None of these people are mine, and I'm not making any money. OMGMGMDUNSUE!

Notes ( Read more... )